I went out last night to an Irish Pub that ran out of nitrous for their Guinness. I drank Stella all night. I was with a bunch of kids I didn’t know, which was alright except these kids hung out with a lot of navy people. I’m okay with navy people, but this one in particular was annoying as hell. I’d find out by the end of the night that no one really likes him. He actually bragged to me about in the last 18 days he’s slept with 14 girls. Plus, his haircut made him look like a penis.

Yes, he actually said “Wow you’re the guy that never gets laid, aren’t you.” I’d never talked to him before, or knew his name. Just out of left field he came at me with that.

I was able to respond, “I do okay,” to which he replies, “see, that statement right there makes me think you’re lying.”

All I could say was “Awesome.” My night was definitely less than awesome. I hung around a bunch of early 20s (most of them navy boys) at an Irish bar with no Guinness. What a cock fest.

Here’s a bonus from last night:

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