Morning gray
Fearful, leaves
Each dawn astray
Outcast, while you slowly fade away.
Thus began Eddie’s campaign to destroy Las Vegas, a city where morality is bleak and migrant hotel workers can steal iPods, cell phones, and laptops without penalty. Or perhaps they were fired, but the hotel just doesn’t care enough to pay for it, citing a law written in 1953 stating that they aren’t responsible for theft on their property or in their parking lots. In future news, Boyd Gaming gets a bill for a new iPod, one Laptop, and a Motorola cell phone. By the way, it was the Orleans. Don’t stay there.
Forever immortalized. Forever. (Courtesy of iPhone)
Anne Bonney . . . She won’t engage in raping, pillaging, or plundering as long as you pay your dues!
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