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I Want the Fist Pump Back. I’m Taking It Back.

Eddie — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:32:58 +0000

I’ve never seen Jersey Shore. It looks stupid. I heard they popularized the “fist pump.” WTF? No they didn’t. I want it back. I’m taking the fist pump back. Also that girl Snooki looks like that dude from Saw. You be the judge.

I Hate Las Vegas

Eddie — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:54:05 +0000

Thus began Eddie’s campaign to destroy Las Vegas, a city where morality is bleak and migrant hotel workers can steal iPods, cell phones, and laptops without penalty. Or perhaps they were fired, but the hotel just doesn’t care enough to pay for it, citing a law written in 1953 stating that they aren’t responsible for theft on their property or in their parking lots. In future news, Boyd Gaming gets a bill for a new iPod, one Laptop, and a Motorola cell phone. By the way, it was the Orleans. Don’t stay there.

Crappycuts

Eddie — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:50:51 +0000

I’m glad you can’t see me now because my hair is pretty bad.

Biggest Mistakes of 2007

Eddie — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 18:59:36 +0000

White Christmas

Eddie — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:10:14 +0000

My roommate Robert wants to offend everyone by writing today’s comic.

The Golden Compass

Eddie — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:54:10 +0000

Two thumbs up, I suppose. I thought the pacing was kind of sloppy–as bad as Star Wars. Over all, it was pretty cool… if you’re into antidisestablishmentarism fantasy. The opposite of the Chronic-what-cles of Narnia.

I Lose

Eddie — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:00:15 +0000

Pictures of this memorable event are on my Facebook!

I’ve never cracked a wishbone before, and on Sunday at high noon, Logan and I had our Wishbone Off. We had tried on Thanksgiving, but unfortunately I was disqualified because the wishbone slipped out of my hands. Sunday, Logan took home the gold, and by gold I mean she got her wish, I didn’t. If only I had pre-wished for winning the Wishbone Off.

30 Days Of Night

Eddie — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:32:20 +0000

Nice Guy Vs Idiot

Eddie — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 19:06:57 +0000

I went out last night to an Irish Pub that ran out of nitrous for their Guinness. I drank Stella all night. I was with a bunch of kids I didn’t know, which was alright except these kids hung out with a lot of navy people. I’m okay with navy people, but this one in particular was annoying as hell. I’d find out by the end of the night that no one really likes him. He actually bragged to me about in the last 18 days he’s slept with 14 girls. Plus, his haircut made him look like a penis.

Yes, he actually said “Wow you’re the guy that never gets laid, aren’t you.” I’d never talked to him before, or knew his name. Just out of left field he came at me with that.

I was able to respond, “I do okay,” to which he replies, “see, that statement right there makes me think you’re lying.”

All I could say was “Awesome.” My night was definitely less than awesome. I hung around a bunch of early 20s (most of them navy boys) at an Irish bar with no Guinness. What a cock fest.

Here’s a bonus from last night:

A100.00

Eddie — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:51:13 +0000

I heart A100.00 Apple Bucks!
I did this one from work…